Xyon (xyon) wrote,

Last meal requests

So I randomly ended up at Arizona Death Penalty History; and just thought that some of these last meal requests were 'amusing'

Call this one 'normal':
10 ounce steak, peas, rolls with butter, 1 baked potato with shredded Cheddar cheese, strawberry pie with whipped cream, large chocolate malt.

Do they give you unlimited time to finish your meal? If so, here's one that might delay the act long enough for the governor to call in with your pardon:
3 Grilled Pork Chops with gravy, 1/4 lb. Bacon, 6 Fried breaded Shrimp, Beef Rice-a-Roni,
2-3 slices French Bread with butter, Applesauce, 2 cans Canada Dry Ginger Ale with ice,
1 slice Coconut Cream Pie, 1 pint orange juice, 1 can Chicken Noodle Soup with Crackers,
1 can Pear halves with syrup, Maxwell House Coffee with cream and sugar.

R-O-L-A-I-D-S spells release. What? RelIEF? No, waaaaait!
Six fried eggs, cooked over-easy, 16 strips of bacon, one large portion of hash-browns, one pint of pineapple sherbet ice cream, one "breakfast steak" well done. One 16 ounce cup filled with ice, one 7UP, 1 Dr. Pepper, 1 Coke, one portion of hot sauce, one cup of coffee, two packets of sugar and four Rolaids tablets.

That is all, thank you.

Disclaimer: Some people wouldn't find it amusing to make light of the last (meal) request of a dead person. So, if I made fun of your last meal request, and it upset you; leave me a comment and let me know. Oh, but I do demand proof that it was -your- request that I made fun of.
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